Poem #357651 - Bif Naked

This is gunna be poem #357651…about… the biz.Ready??? Alright… 
Second guessn’ count your blessn’ 
LOOK! What I’ve become 
Sit and wallow 
Thank god! I swallow 
Gosh, what have I done? 
Baby Jane 
Putt’n blame 
On every man she meets 
Stop being a victim 
Just delete them 
And I mean toot sweet 
Navy sweater 
Yep he’ll get her 
Articulation 
Wanna see where she bit me? 
My curriculum 
Monkey business 
Not even Christmas 
Fine! How do ya do? 
Look here feller 
Yer in these yeller 
Can’t get the money… 
SUE! 
Muffins missn’ 
Im just kissn’ 
Sweet potato man 
Don’t look back 
Faults yers 
HECK! 
Had no b or c plan 
Sit and wallow 
Thank god you swallow! 
Gosh , what have you done? 
Second guessn’ 
Count yer blessn’ 
LOOK! What you’ve become