Porkchop Song - Hank Williams Jr.

Well you know you get the hots for some gal
And you just can't stop
Making love 6 times a day
Better than porkchop
Cause one's good as the other 
If you know what I mean 
Some of us like a little bit of fat
Some of us like that meat just a little bit lean

I like gravy on the side 
Hot and juicy lovin
Brown sugar on top 
Sausage warm out of the oven
Sometime you get to eatin
Lord and you just can't stop
Make me wonder to myself 
Why oh why
Did I leave that last porkchop

Well I met this fine girl in the choir 
She sure could sing 
She said come down to my house 
I'm gonna give you ham-hocks and beans 
We devoured each other 
Lord her kitchen was smokin hot 
I had to get up and open a window 
And I thought to myself 
Why did I leave that last porkchop

Now Looky Here:
I had been on a very strict diet 
Of beer and scotch and love
I'd been offered lunch break specials 
But now I'm a fool for her 

Until I found out 
She'd been serving that pie 
While I was gone 
Punching the clock
I thought about that waitress down at Maxine's 
And I thought 
Why did I leave that last porkchop