Pretend You're Gay - 86 Newman

The boys are out 
They wanna fight 
They don't care if they're wrong or right 
Always trying to show how tough they are 
Tryin' to prove it through their car 
Look at 'em crooked get bust in the lip 
Just listen to my one little tip 
(chourus) 
Pretend you're gay 
Works so well 
Pretend you're gay 
What the hell 
Pretend you're gay 
Pretend you're gay 
Come up to you, 
Say, "You wanna die?", 
Just blow 'em a kiss and wink an eye, 
It scares 'em so bad, 
It scares 'em so much, 
They run fo the hills in a big rush. 
(chorus)