Product Of Dysfunction - 5 Chinese Brothers

My girl's like a wading pool, she's shallow and full of piss 
And I should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kiss 
I guess that makes me shallow too 
But I can't change, what's the use? 
I'm a product of dysfunction and I guess that's my excuse 
I used to think I was just a bum searching for eternal slack 
Pride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that I did not lack 
But then I went to see a doctor and he showed me what was what 
He helped me remember a terrible childhood I had plum forgot 
Well my daddy used to wear a hockey mask 
He chased high school girls at night 
My mama used to beat me with a hanger 
If the clothes weren't hung up right 
If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too 
I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you 
My baby and I we live on the fly 
We take it day by day 
We're unemployed and we're all annoyed 
Cause our line of work don't pay 
But since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking good 
We got an agent, he gets us on all the talk shows 
We're moving out to Hollywood 
Cause her daddy used to make her play Russian Roulette 
He locked her in a bamboo cage 
Whenever her mom heard NIAGRA FALLS 
She flew into a rage 
If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too 
I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you