Professor Booty - Beastie Boys

Well, I got more bounce to the fuckin' bump and 
Then you want to know why it's 'cause I'm motherfuckin' truckin' 
I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate 
I got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait 
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the shasta 
My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to 
So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blown up 
I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up 
But now I want y'all to move it 
Put your point on the floor and just prove it 
And I'm smurfin' not rehearsin' gettin' live y'all 
A little puffy so you now what I'm doin' right 
'Cause that's the kind of mind I'm in 
I got a feelin' that's back again 
So don't touch me 'cause I'm electric 
And if you touch me you'll get shocked! 
You've got the boomin' system but it's blasting out doo-doo 
You think it's chocolate mild but it's watered down yoo-hoo 
I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it 
The only thing that saved me has always been music 
We've got our own studio the son of the G 
It's no question life's been good to me 
'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove 
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood 
This one goes out to my man the groove merchant 
Coming through with beats for which I've been searching 
Like two sealed copies of expansions 
I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions 
The logo I sport is the face of the monkey 
Union made Ben Davis quality it's no junk see 
My chrome is shining just like an icicle 
I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle 
So many wack M.C.'s you get the T.V. bozack 
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you