Pubic Enemy - A Tribe Called Quest

featuring Red Alert 

Red Alert: 
Check this out, Cool DJ Red Alert 
With my man, Q-Tip 

Q-Tip: 
In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures 
Looked at her sexual partner 
Who acquainted her acquaintance 
Five hours ago at a disco 
She went lower than low, into limbo 
A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo 
She answered no, so she had to go...on with the program 
Creedence, it seems that I've forgotten your name 
But it seems that she's done the same 
And now something has happened 
Suddenly, she's been distracted 
By something that has been attracted 
She poked and poked and smacked at it 
Then she broke down and she scratched it 
Now, I think you understand 
Clinic, saw the doctor flex his biceps 
Then he picked up a pair of forceps 
Her pretty face showed fright 
Right then and there, she fainted 
A really grim picture is painted 
The brotha who she acquainted 
Was the enemy, scary ain't it? 
The Pubic Enemy 

Red Alert: 
Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! 
Let me tell you more about pubic enemy 
Ay, Q-Tip 

Q-Tip: 
Old King Cole was a merry old soul 
Had a lady queen, married since 18 
He protested, that he was infested 
Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it 
All propaganda, one big fat lie 
Cuz I see the king with my very own eye 
Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king 
And poppin up on the teammates scene 
And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys 
Whole situation to me, was kinda funny 
He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat 
Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that 
So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom 
Caught the king scratchin, so she had to assume 
That he got vicked by the enemy's trick 
The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick 
That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin 
Threw a pot and his dome was beamin 
You could hear him yellin in the motherland 
"Baby, baby please. Baby, un