Punkass/Are You Out Of Your F***in' Mind?! - Dane Cook

I've always wanted to uppercut a punkass. And send him flying onto a table,
preferably with a cake or a bowl of Crunch on it. And then it would break,
and this would take place at a party, a dance, gala, event. 

This is a direct quote that I wanna recieve someday from someone, and I want
them to mean it when they say this. And I don't know what it is yet, but I
want this reaction, "Are you out of your fucking mind?!" And then I wanna do
whatever the action is and I want them to follow it up by saying "You really
are out of your fucking mind." Maybe shove some fireworks in my pants, "Hey
Hey, are you out of your fucking mind?" *firework noises* "You really are
out of your fucking mind! Oh, he just blew fireworks off in his pants! He
really is out of his fucking mind!" It would be great.