Rap Promoter - A Tribe Called Quest

{Q-Tip} 
It's a fly love song 

To the effect of nothing, effective fronting 
is what I don't allow so let me tell you something 
I am a bon-a-fide 
Not too modest and not a lot of pride 
Soon to have a ride and a home to reside 
if my momma is sick I'm by her beside 
Used to watch the show on channel 4 called Riptide 
Wash my wears in-Tide cause it's too damn cold 
out-Tide, that's how the runnings go 
If there ain't no dough then there ain't no show 
So take your roly poly fat promoter (ass) 
to the Chemical Bank, and get my cash 
If you wanna see the people scream and laugh 
You best Quest you ask the Quest you ask real fast 
Cause I don't wanna see em, start buckin 
Throwin chairs in the air while you be duckin 
what what? Don't step to me with that 
If you promotin the show make sure it ain't wack 
*sings* 
Or else I'm leaving ("let me tell you") 
I'm leaving (*cut and scratched* "let me tell you") 
I'm leaving (*cut and scratched* "let me tell you") 
Your wack show 

{Q-Tip} Yo man whassup with that? 
{Phife} Yo don't sweat me... 
... c'mon, five hundred, that was the deal 
{Q-Tip} C'mon man, don't try to play me out 
{Phife} We don't need you, sorry!!! 
{Q-Tip} You know you need me 
*drum roll* 

{Q-Tip} 
And the Abstract rapper says 

I want chicken, and orange juice, ?dat sauce on my rider? 
And my occasional potato by Oreida 
Don't forget my pastry make sure they're tasty 
I'm not the type to be pushy or hasty 
See I'm the type of bro that's reared in the ghetto 
Took a few shorts before 
Now the only ones I take are the ones that I wear 
Ain't takin no shorts no more, now 
please act proper 'fore I call the CrimeStoppers 
Don't dip on the dough, cause that's a no-no 
Make sure you count your money real slow 
Be alert, look alive, and act like ya know 
It's, the 90's, time to make moves 
Not, the 80's, do away withcha womb 
So what? You got a crew 
I got one too, they're called the Brooklyn Zoo 
Don't break fool, let's be reserved and cool 
We don't have to act like we in grade school 
Just make sure that we're taken care of 
And we'll do a fly show for ya bub, check it out 
Diggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddy 
Diggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddy 
Diggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddy 
Diggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-diggy-diggy