Razor Burn - Lagwagon

She broke up with me, 
Two days later
I think she met 
Her Don Juan in Italy
She has a new man, 
I have a new mustache
Now all my friends 
Are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone will think 
That I'm a stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone, 
I'll never shave again
On the night she left me, 
Facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, 
And grew this beard of shame
I've heard it said she looks a lot like, 
Sherilyn Fenn
And sometimes I'm mistaken for, 
Billy Gibbons
I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot
It's over, she left me, 
And she will soon forget me
She found out I was lame, 
I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
I am a new man, I have a beard of shame