Reba - The Lonely Island

Oh! Its been a long time coming.
Two of the worlds greatest.
Americas sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doing Andy?)
Were about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.)
Hit em Reba.

Haters in my face trying to keep me down
But you know we keep on shinin. (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
Bout to set this track on fire. (Yeah!)

Shes the queen of country
Hes the comedy prince
Making something out of nothing. (Ha ha!)
We hooked up in the studio to make this song.
But as usual we ended up fucking. (No doubt.)

Flash back to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Cheeba
Said I was a fan, she said prove it
Dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it.

Made love all night. (More like we fucked.)
Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt
But them autographs can wait, cuz this is way too strong
I cant leave it alone, because her pussy's the bomb.

Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact
But these N words keep on trippin'(OK)
So I stay on my prime and drop these hits
Cuz I cant go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)

You're my undercover freak
And your my best friend, but our families don't approve.
That's right, cuz I'm a city boy
And I'm a country girl, and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue.

That's because a girl like Reba got just what I need
With big broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis.)
Hot damn, she fly.
All she wanna do is bump me
I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too)

My friends think I should dump her
They say shes a man who found a wig in a dumpster. (Your friends are smart.)

Nah, Rebes, they're just jealous
Cuz I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas. (Hanging like my nuts.)

Word up. They're just liars.
They cant believe I can pull Reba McEntire.

Ever since I came out of my mamas butt
I knew I was destined for greatness. (Yeah!)
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, hey brother, I'm gonna take this. (Tell em, Reba!)

So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!)
I saw Andy Sandberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock.

So there you have it
Two worlds collide
Were the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba.)
From haystacks to maybachs our love will survive
For Reba Ill ride til the day that we die.