Regular Girl - Kool Keith

Yo money 
Yeah whassup Kool Keith? 
Yo that girl Kadiva gon' come to your house 
with.. blonde hair and boots 
Tell her rent a cheap room on Sunset Boulevard 
for $16.95   I ain't tryin to get no Madrian no Marriott 
or all that higher stuff 
Yo we can go on cheaper man 
I know somethin for like $10.99 man 
It's a hotel with roaches in it and everything 
It's almost near skid row 

[Kool Keith] 
Buttnaked! Girls walk Sunset with they ass out 
I start Cadillacs with suits, wear my mask out 
With brims tilted, I finger pop the whole block 
Make freaks wear wigs, and put the rubbres on my cock 
You see me out there, with big balls like Rosie Grier 
Players cream, I pull panties out your wet dreams 
Get deep in cracks, and wash em out like Mr. Clean 
Bring your Massengil, the public think I'm very ill 
Like Jimmy Z, posin naked for the FCC 
I'm not no basketball star, your girl watch me pee 
Clock me like cops, every time my sperm drops 
She's in my face with thongs, chewin lollipops 
I'll hit that butt on the low, just like Monica 
Play three tunes and let her blow on my harmonica 
I'm out here, you rollin fake in Union Square 
I'll make you go blonde, brunettes runnin down they hair 

Chorus: sung by Kool Keith (repeat 2X) 

Regular girl, is so boring (get out my face) 
Regular girl, you never turn me on (work the latex) 

[Kool Keith] 
You saw my porno flick, nutsacs banged up on your TV 
Your girl pulled her panties off real quick, tryin to see me 
She wants an autograph, a part with my anal staff 
You scream test for AIDS, stretch marks make me laugh 
Sign your contracts for Willie, smoke a big Phillie 
I'm too old for young