Revenge Of The Nerds - KJ-52

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants 
jump in the middle of the party bust the running man 
doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance 
got my man next to the bleachers now that’s where we stand 
walk up to the girl like “now will you dance with me?” 
she’s like “well listen you’ll never ever have a chance with me 
I got a boyfriend and he’s at like six foot three 
250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep 
and I’m like “well really what’s that got to do with me?” 
I don’t see him around here so why don’t you just come with me 
I’ll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies 
I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? 
she’s like “well first off all your pants is straight ugly 
you can’t dance and your personality just bug’s me 
so back up off me cause I really got’s to let you know 
that my boyfriend’s right over there ohh I got to go 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy 
had straight hair and I rocked corduroy 
walked down Venice way in my own way 
wasn’t very popular with the girls in 5th grade 
they used to call me nerd 
that was even if they used to call me at all 
across the school hall I put my head and thought 
what could I do to pursue and fought 
in my own mind was a struggle of sorts 
school was a game and I was off court 
on the bench and the coach wouldn’t let me off once 
I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce 
and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lun