Rice, rice baby - Weird Al Yankovic

Rice, rice baby
Rice, rice baby

Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry, for a little Chop Sui
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want
Yo, cant decide
Column A, Column B

I like fried
Barbeque spare ribs
My fingers Im lickin'
Waitin' for the Main Course
Kung Pow Chicken

Spicy
I mean hot like a stir fry
If you cant take it
Order moo goo guy

Pan
Means chicken and mushroom
And while your on the soup
The food is here to soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
But you get
They say vegetable
But that means snow pea
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

Your eating sweat and sour
But you will be hungry in less then an hour
Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter

Egg rolling
With eggfoo young
My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby
Chow Mien nearby

Egg drop
No Im a Wonton soup guy
Soy sauce
Hot mustard smokin
My plate is clean
And my Fortune Cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout leftover low mien
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice
Yo man lets get out of here
Tip to the waitress
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby to go