Ricky's Hand - Fad Gadget

Scratched his head, then pulled his ear
Reached out for a glass of beer
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1]

From the pocket it pulled five pound
Ricky bought another round
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1]

In the dark it found his zip
Wiped his mouth when he was sick
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x3]

Six pints later he waved goodbye
Picked his nose and squashed a fly
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x1]

Slamming the door it grasped the wheel
Now Ricky's full of man appeal
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Ricky contravened the highway code
The hand lies severed at the side of the road
Ricky's hand [Repeat: x3]