Ripped Pants (SpongeBob SquarePants)

I thought that I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it all sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down

SpongeBob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped

His pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down

SpongeBob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped

His pants

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped

His pants