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[00:00.62]Yo, it's Alex Schor
[00:02.06]I think of this song as like
[00:03.80]Me taking a fat steamy dump on the music industry
[00:07.28]I just robbed a Walmart
[00:09.24]Got a can of beans
[00:11.17]I just sat on a nail
[00:12.86]And I ripped my jeans
[00:14.61]I reuse my toilet paper
[00:16.39]I've been going green
[00:18.13]She said I'm a gaslighter
[00:19.43]Babe, you don't even know what that means
[00:21.77]Damn this song is so ass
[00:23.23]It kinda makes me wanna eat it
[00:25.24]I call my penis Micheal Jackson
[00:27.04]All I wanna do is beat it
[00:28.74]My cat's going -
[00:30.69]I think I forgot to feed it
[00:32.20]Whenever I post on the 'gram
[00:34.09]The comments tell me to delete it
[00:35.67]I got hard, I got an erection
[00:37.66]I point a tourist in the wrong direction
[00:39.43]I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy
[00:43.15]Yeah he sexy
[00:43.95]I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
[00:45.73]Oops, I missed, now I got messy
[00:47.47]Kick you in the balls, I'm feeling like Messi
[00:49.38](That was so bad)
[00:50.01]I just robbed a Walmart
[00:51.75]Got a can of beans
[00:53.11]I just sat on a nail
[00:55.38]And I ripped my jeans
[00:57.17]I reuse my toilet paper
[00:58.98]I've been going green
[01:00.77]She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:02.04]Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:03.70]Who the fuck just took my shoe?
[01:05.44]Why the fuck they leave?
[01:06.81]Why you leave, the one by itself
[01:09.12]And take the other one dawg
[01:10.73]I don't even know but I feel like a frog
[01:12.24]Hold up
[01:12.84]Bro just ate a hotdog
[01:13.82]AHAHAHAHA
[01:15.37]This nigga said -
[01:17.99]Bitch, I'm short, I'm not really tall
[01:19.76]But it don't matter 'cause I'm taller than a straw
[01:21.59]Niggas say I feel like a dog, feel like a zebra -
[01:25.78]Fuck it, I don't really care 'cause I came from nothing
[01:28.55]I've been on the block, baby, I was struggling
[01:30.09]Everybody know I sound like some fire -
[01:32.95]I just robbed a Walmart
[01:34.42]Got a can of beans
[01:36.13]I just sat on a nail
[01:37.99]And I ripped my jeans
[01:39.98]I reuse my toilet paper
[01:41.74]I've been going green
[01:43.46]She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:44.85]Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:46.95]Yeah, uhm
[01:48.51]Please don't sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
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