Roll Call - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Teacher: Adams
Student 1: Here
Teacher: Adamly
Student 2: Here
Teacher: Adamousky
Teacher: Adamson
Student 3: Here
Teacher: Adler
Student 4: Here
Teacher: Anderson...Anderson
Student 5: Here!
Teacher: Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...
Girl Student: Umm, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy, who knows this kid, who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night. 
I guess it's pretty serious.
Teacher: Thank you Simone
Girl Student: No problem whatsoever
Teacher: Fry...Fry...Fry...