Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evenin' With a girl I saw on a bar room T.V. screen Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers Chorus: The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round and round, oh round and round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena She were five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama With a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle And she knew how to scuffle and fight And the roller derby program said That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head Her fans call her "Tuffy" But all her buddies called her "Spike" (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Round and round, go round and round (3 times) Well I could not help it But to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of Things looked kind of bad Until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty She might be fat But I never met a person Who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber My heavy handed Hackensack mama (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Bridge) (Fade)
Artist: Jim Croce
Title: Roller Derby Queen