Rottweiler Blues - Warren Zevon

Got a Glock in the bedside table 
Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door 
Kevlar vest in the closet
Well, I wear it when I go to the store

Shadows on the window 
Rustling in the hedge 
Faces at the peephole 
Footsteps on the ledge

If you come calling 
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Halogen lights in the driveway 
Guardian Angels living next door 
One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion
Sleeping on the Florida porch

Slackers in the market
Bangers in the mall 
Skinheads on the golf course 
Hunting for their balls

If you come calling 
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Well, he's dreaming about an intruder or two 
And the promise of burglar blood 
He's yearning to chew on a gangster tattoo 
And to hear the proverbial sickening thud

Shadows on the window 
Rustling in the hedge
Faces at the peephole 
Footsteps on the ledge

If you come calling 
He'll be mauling with intent to maim 
Don't knock on my door 
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name