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[00:09.22]I want you to tell me how I keep myself out of Hell's reach
[00:12.55]Crushin' whole hordes with an army at Helm's Deep
[00:15.52]Spit stain, this is Int's way
[00:17.82]I'm searching for first light on the fifth day
[00:20.57]Plus my delay has got a little captcha
[00:23.13]For Gandalf the Gray to bring life rapture
[00:25.84]Shire-retired, this is my pasture
[00:28.53]If you didn't catch it then rewind faster
[00:31.21]Separate words from the sentence itself
[00:33.80]I pack double meanings like bread from the elves
[00:36.46]Arrested development, See what I mean
[00:39.16]My hydrogen element separates the Fellowship
[00:41.80]A long way from home, the measurement's evident
[00:44.51]The carrier's barriers impress the impediment
[00:47.20]See what I'm saying; hear for three cheers
[00:49.78]They ransacked the forest, peers of Treebeard
[00:52.50]The ultimate warrior; trust that I'm marching on
[00:55.15]Body slam Bilbo, suplex Saruman
[00:58.10]Western riders passed the black gate
[01:00.47]But can't find their way through the path of that maze
[01:03.14]Never been foolish, true until the fall
[01:05.50]One (Brings), one (King), one ring to rule 'em all
[01:09.21]Nah, not me; Check your scorecard
[01:11.14]Twelve elven rangers sniping your force hard
[01:14.14]I, floorboard a warlord
[01:16.69]With plenty of more swords stored up at Sourceforge
[01:19.51]Long walk, signed for a short tour
[01:21.96]Return of the king, army from the north shore
[01:24.71]Scorch the corridor
[01:26.43]With more force for the orcish horde to torture Mordor
[01:29.83]Plant you in Middle-Earth, coming from the balcony
[01:32.58]When I piledrive you up from the fourth floor
[01:37.88]The eye of Sauron checks us for the nexus
[01:40.48]The string behind the ring that barely holds the necklace
[01:43.63]My death penalty is wreckless
[01:45.62]From the Shire to Gondor, Rohan, and Texas
[01:48.98]My guess is excess
[01:50.45]Never tell forbidden Hell to repel the elves' temptress