Sgt. Major - Jet

Wake up Major 
And stitch on your hat 
You fell outta bed 
Then you landed in the cash 

So what’s in your diary today? 
Call on your main man 
What can he do for you? 
Hang out with stupid 
So you can tell him what to do 
Major this is your day 

Living alone in a jar never gets you very far 

He can read your mind 
Make you feel alright 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
Knows what you are 
One day you’ll be a star 
Yeah the major knows what you want 

Take out your paper 
Throw it away 
Everything is useless 
Ain’t got a lot to say 
Major, this is your way 

Major is drowning ‘cause he opened his mouth 
He starts to explain it 
But nothing’s coming out 
Major, what can you say 

Hope that you like who you are 
Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far 

He can read your mind 
Make you feel alright 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
Knows what you are 
One day you’ll be a star 
Yeah the Major knows what you want 

I know you think you made it 
I know what I’m meant to say 
But while you looked in the mirror 
I was getting away 
To you there is nothing to say 

He can read your mind 
Make you feel alright 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
Knows what you are 
One day you’ll be a star 
Yeah the major knows what you want