Shit Can Happen - D12

Yeaahh 
Shit Can Happen 
Shit Can Happen 
Shit Can Happen 
Shit Can Happen 
Yo Yo 
Shit Can Happen 
Huh 
Shit Can Happen 
Yo 
Shit Can Happen 
Shit Can Happen 
Yo Yo 

[Kon Artist] 
That's right motherfuckers 
We Back 
Same slangin 
orangatangin 
Whiling out on hoodrats that say I act like I'm too famous to say hi 
And tell em what my name is 
But really I'm still nameless 
You niggaz don't get it yet do you? 
Till I'm not platinum 
I'm flop I still put it through you 
With a little bit of that spitfire 
And hit higher then a pitch by a bitch like mcguire 
You think for one second that since we got a deal 
That we won't deal with you in front of St Andrews still 
You gay rappers better learn that 
I won't stop until I see em turn back 
If you don't slow that road you got 
You gon see these Runyan Ave Niggaz that really need some prozac 
To show that asks the others 
Brigade'll lay you next to your mother's mother's grandmother 

[Kuniva] 
You know I'm feelin real rowdy tonight 
Ready to fight 
And half the niggaz I give daps too I don't even like 
The same cat who never gave a damn about your name 
I gives a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game 
I'll kill you in wayz you couldn't even fathom 
You and your ma'm 
It's really unexplamable how I have em (have'em) 
Who call theyselves screamin about a chalange? (what?) 
Nigga we got a gift while you barely m akin it of mere talent 
My skills are deeply embedded even your hoe said it (Uh Huh) 
She was not weeded 
I fucked her now she's bo-legged 
In the middle of rappin I drop the mike (what?) 
And have a stand down and jump in the crowd and start scrappin 
Kumving Kon Artist my mgga we get it crackin 
While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughin (haha) 

[Chorus Kon Artist] 
(Shit can happen) 
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Shit can happen to him and your ass 
(Shit can happen) 
You can be touched don't think you can't 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Cuz niggaz ain't fuckin around no more man 
REPEAT X2 

[Swifty] 
The feds can't hold me (why?) 
I hold feds 
I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh) 
Rain and acid 
You can't refrain from gettin your ass kicked 
Cuz you talk too much 
You asked for it (blow blow blow) 
I'm on some massive shit 
Everybody ignore me 
They wouldn't fuck with me if I was performing at an orgy 
These niggaz get confronted (So what up now?) 
Then they change stones 
I catch you and they thinking everything's hunky dory 
I even have you pounin in the gasoline for me 
Pull in up slowly 
Coctailin' your homies 
Met a lot of niggaz but you wouldn't wanna know me 
Yo ass might not even make it home with yo rollie 
Don't even try 
In yo system like ecoli 
Tryna beef with me 
Nigga please, yo people die 
I'm so wicked that my mamma gave birth illegally 
I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise !!!) 

[Eminem] 
Picture me sittin in a iail cell rottin (shit) 
Or barncadedin a motel with 12 shotguns 
So when the cops come knockin each hands got one 
Cocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot putts 
One man army 
Guns can't harm me 
Young and ornery worse than my uncle Ronnie 
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me 
I can't stop ainn out my dirty laundry 
Middle fingers flip at censorship 
Your friends just flipped over this swift penmanship 
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite 
I been givin it a hundred and ten percent 
Cuz when I vent most of my energy's spent on enemies 
Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessey 
20 percent is from bein hungry as sin 
10 is becuz I love bein under your skin 
Yeah, (Shit) shit can happen so stick to rappin 
Quit the yappin or I'malift the mac in 
That can lead to another mishap happenin 
Skip the crap get the can of whup ass crackin 

[Chorus Kon Artist] 
(Shit can happen) 
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Shit can happen to him and your ass 
(Shit can happen) 
You can be touched don't think you can't 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Cuz niggaz ain't fuckin around no more man 
REPEAT X2 

[Outro Eminem] 
(Shit can happen) 
It can and it will 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Fuck around with Amityville 
(Shit can happen) 
And you die 
Insanity still 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Mentality of twelve motherfuckers in six different bodies 
(Shit can happen) 
With their personality split 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Fuckin you up with hit after hit 
(Shit can happen) 
Stickin you up with clip after clip 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Makin you suck dick after dick 
(Shit can happen) 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Dirty motherfuckin dozen 
(Shit can happen) 
The Kon Artist 
(Shit can happeeen) 
Motherfuckin Peter S Bizarre 
Swifty McVay 
The Kuniva 
Dirty fatherfuckin Harry 
Puttin you down in the cemetery 
You get buried 
All of you motherfuckers suck our motherfuckin cock 
We are not playin 
We are not playin 
We are not bullshittin 
This is not a motherfuckin joke