Since You've Been Gone - Weird Al Yankovic

Since you've been gone 
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil 
Since you've been gone 
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil 
Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand 
Inside a blender and turned it on 
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain 
Since you've been gone 
(Since you've been gone) 
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped 
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes 
(Since you've been gone) 
It couldn't hurt anymore if you shoved 
A red-hot cactus up my nose 

Since you've been gone 
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day 
Since you've been gone 
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away 
Ever since the day you left me 
I've been so miserable, my dear 
I feel almost as bad as I did 
When you were still here