Sir Track - Liam Lynch

I named my pager 
Isn't that cute? 
You should too!

So what's your pagers name? 
I'm waiting!

People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden ass 
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom 
So just get over it ok!

I got 3d vision 
And cable TV

I'm not a star baby 
I'm a trip 
Can you dig me?

I like coffee 
I feel tired

I got a dukes of hazard tattoo 
and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore

My friend doris says I should go to church more 
So i told her go to hell...ok 
Just go to hell

I'm simple but im complicated 
It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies 
We're rich now