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[00:01.72]Honey I'm home
[00:05.11]How was work? I've got dinner on the stove
[00:10.10]"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
[00:15.11]It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
[00:19.33]Woah oh, they're laughing at me again
[00:21.57]I heard God's a stand up comedian
[00:23.95]He's got a special on HBO
[00:26.22]And he does a lot of racial jokes
[00:28.72]5 stars from the critics
[00:31.48]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
[00:34.60]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back
[00:38.40]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[00:43.33]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sitcom
[00:47.96]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[00:52.56]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[00:57.09]Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
[01:02.52]Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen
[01:08.58]And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
[01:14.28]And then you cried until you screamed?
[01:17.06]Woah oh, they're laughing at me again
[01:19.43]I heard God's a stand up comedian
[01:21.63]He's got a special on HBO
[01:23.84]And he does a lot of racial jokes
[01:26.47]5 stars from the critics
[01:28.75]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
[01:31.49]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back
[01:36.08]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[01:40.43]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sitcom
[01:45.66]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[01:50.20]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[01:54.57]Hey mama, turn the TV on
[01:57.78]Put something in the VCR
[02:00.41]We're channel surfing to the stars
[02:02.97]Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
[02:04.90]Hey mama, turn the TV on
[02:07.35]Put something in the VCR
[02:10.04]We're channel surfing to the stars
[02:12.05]Here we go, here we go
[02:14.87]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[02:20.07]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sitcom
[02:23.84]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[02:28.97]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[02:33.07]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[02:38.38]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sitcom
[02:43.13]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[02:50.43]Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
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