I got a size two pair of boots

I ain't ever gonna sell 'em and that's the truth

They ain't for walking around this town on the ground

Special kind of shoes the best I've found

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Well they're kinda small but there's a reason for that

They go with a jacket and a itty bitty hat

'Cause my boy's on his way and I can tell you for sure

He'll be driving girls wild by the time he's four

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'Cause he'll rock like Elvis, he'll sing like Jones

He's Born To Be Wild and Bad To The Bone

He'll have his mama's good looks, his daddy's keen eye

There ain't a bull alive he won't be able to ride

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Ah, that's Daddy's boy

You're a good lookin' kid, son

Well, it happened like this without a word of a lie

One night while I was singing a lullaby

I had him in my arms when I noticed that curl

It's when I realised my boy was a girl

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Well, she fits them boots, she looks real smart

That sweet little girl has stolen my heart

She's got her mama's good looks and you know what that means

I'll be guarding the door 'til she's thirty-three

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She's got a size two pair of boots (uh-huh-huh)

She's got a size two pair of boots, check 'em out

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Size Two Boots