Sleepin On My Couch - Del The Funky Homosapien

It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus 
and end up on my couch at night without notice 
it's cool to have a friend over every now and then 
but I gotta have my space 
and I don't wanna see their face 
like every single day of the week 
talk is cheap 
you betta find yourself another place to sleep 
it ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up 
and now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up 
you better find a job so you can get an apartment 
and you can save your crocodile tears 
don't even start 
with the sob stories 
I got enough from the other seven brothas 
in the den playin' Genesis 
damn I can't win at this 
seems like I'm gonna have to flip 
and tell those other brothas 
that they're gonna have to skip 
I've had it up to here with these lazy cats 
sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that 
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People come to my house 
and kinda wonder where the squadron's at 
they're not gone 
they're just down at the laundrymat 
because they wear the same pairs of clothing 
I'm taking up crazy patience just holding 
my temper 
I'm about to start charging rent for 
every single brother 
that kicked it with my mother eating biscuits 
on Saturday morning like a family 
the minute they step 
it's like moms is crazy mad at me 
'cause they're in my mother's room watching television 
I feel like giving 'em the boot 
and say the hell with 'em 
but if I give 'em the boot 
I'm not a friend though 
even though my room 
smells like dime bags of indo but 
I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it 
even mom know