Small Town - Zug Izland

If I, strolled into your town
Would you, follow me around?
If I, I hung out on your block,
would you telephone a cop?

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
If I was new around here and hittin' on your daughter
And took her to the creek and fucked her in the water
Then she brought me home, and I put on your robe
Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode?

If I, sold your son cocaine,
Would you, put a bullet in my brain?
If I, I stole your favorite your favorite cow
Would you cock the hammer back and be like POW!
I BET YOU WOULD!

I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)

Your daughter, she just had sex with me (I fucked that girl)
I fed her, some drink and extacy
(If I..) If I don't steal your cow, would you let me live in your barn?

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I don't have a problem with small town folk
I like ya'll, as soon as I flip this dope
I'mma open a tittie bar next to the school
I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean, I think it's cool!

If I showed up at your church, drunk out my mind
Would you still let me sip up on that red wine?
If we, we played your shitty town
Would you help me and pass these fliers around?
(YEAAAH!)

I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)

[Violent J]
Southern love baby, don't doubt
Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it
I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids, beat they wife and yet serve no bids
Only judge in town, he also the cop
He also the barber at the hair chop shop
He the mayor, the clerk
And what I'm speaking, shit, he the one fucking his kids and wife beating
There ain't no law gonna punish himself
And that's why the carnival's bad for ya health
When we get there, we gonna get rid of ya
They gonna find a piece of ya head in Bolivia
I'll lay you out front with your corpse to rest
And a Hatchetman flag sticking outta ya chest
Say hello to the new sheriff Violent J
With one law, let there be Juggaloism all day!

I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
I think I like it here, 
okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, 
I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)

[Rude Boy]
I think I like it
Fuck thatt, I'm staying
Right here, I like it!
Hey! 
I like it! 
Yeah!

My wish is...
My.. my wish is...