Somebody's Been Sleeping In My Bed - Big Daddy Kane

Now I'm a family man that works hard for the money 
with the sweetest wife ever *smak* I love you honey 
I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar 
Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor 
We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie 
and whatever else sounds groovy 
And when we want real excitement and drama, word to momma 
we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas 
I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her 
I'm far too carin to be considered a woman beater 
My style is gentle, romantic and friendly 
Nothin like the husband from _Sleeping With the Enemy_ 
I thought that she was in love with me 
I used to think that she couldn't get enough of me 
But lately things been seemin strange and.. 
baby you changed 

Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed.. 
Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed.. 

Now I've heard of traffic but I've never heard of when 
you get off at five and don't make it home til ten 
Another thing that I can't comprehend: 
matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn 
And every night that I had to work late 
I come home to see that the bathroom ain't straight 
I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup 
because I know damn well that she don't piss with the seat up 
And lookin at the underwear in the room 
Now I wear silk drawers; whose Fruit of the Looms? 
Another thing that's quite bizarre - 
my bathrobe smelled like Brut, but I use Dakar 
Now I'm seein that she's treatin me crummy 
Also, she must take me for some dummy 
Because she'll lay in bed and say, "Come on in" 
but them ain't the same bedsheets from this morning 
Now yeah my dear have you been busted 
but