Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pretty Girl - Robyn Hitchcock

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Been on my own so long
I can't tell left from wrong
Bloody red bats
Squelching offal
Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Been on my own all night
I can't tell left from light
Baby come back
Gimme fever
Cauterize this passion with a blood-red kiss
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could (oop) myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a
So I could