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[00:36.04]In case of Sonic Attack on your district,
[00:38.70]follow these rules...
[00:45.91]If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously
[00:48.79]Do not waste time blocking your ears
[00:51.41]Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter
[00:58.62]Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible, but do not panic...
[00:59.50]Use your wheels, it is what they are for
[01:33.33]Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons, which should be left if possible, in a shelter
[01:43.95]Do not attempt to use your own limbs
[01:50.20]If no wheels are available, metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever practical...
[02:10.13]Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack,
[02:18.32]Survival does mean every man for himself
[02:32.75]Statistically more people survive
[02:35.43]if they think only of themselves
[02:55.36]Do not attempt to rescue friends,
[02:57.10]relatives, or loved ones.
[03:00.79]You have only a few seconds to escape
[03:05.25]Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
[03:24.28]Do not panic
[03:32.39]Think only of yourselves...
[03:45.95]These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:
[03:53.14]You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating.
[03:56.74]You will notice a vibration in your diaphragm
[03:59.44]You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
[04:01.24]You will feel dizzy
[04:03.98]You will feel the need to vomit
[04:06.64]There will be bleeding from orifices
[04:10.21]There will be an ache in the pelvic region
[04:13.87]You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting,
[04:22.92]or even laughter
[04:43.72]These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction
[04:44.64]Your only real protection is flight
[04:46.46]If you are less than ten years old,
[04:55.47]then remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
[05:02.69]But remember: You can help no-one else,
[05:05.38]No-one else,
[05:08.12]No-one else...
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