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[00:03.57]Customer:
[00:04.48]Morning,
[00:05.31]Waitress:
[00:06.27]Morning.
[00:07.10]Customer:
[00:08.05]What have you got?
[00:08.94]Waitress:
[00:09.85]Well, there's egg and bacon,
[00:10.77]egg sausage and bacon
[00:11.67]Egg and spam
[00:12.54]Egg, bacon and spam
[00:13.47]Egg, badon, sausage and spam
[00:14.37]Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
[00:16.18]Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
[00:18.83]Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
[00:23.43]Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
[00:27.08]Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
[00:32.47](Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
[00:35.12]Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
[00:37.97]served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
[00:39.72]garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
[00:43.36]Wife:
[00:44.20]Have you got anything without spam?
[00:46.07]Waitress:
[00:47.03]Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
[00:47.96]That's not got much spam in it
[00:50.66]Wife:
[00:51.51]I don't want any spam!
[00:52.49]Customer:
[00:53.33]Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
[00:55.12]Wife:
[00:56.07]That's got spam in it!
[00:56.92]Customer:
[00:57.83]Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
[00:59.64](Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
[01:01.43]Wife:
[01:02.39]Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
[01:04.19]Waitress:
[01:05.09]Iiiiiiiiiiiich!
[01:05.96]Wife:
[01:06.86]What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
[01:08.63](Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
[01:09.54]Waitress (to choir):
[01:09.75]Shut up!
[01:13.33](Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
[01:15.17]Waitress:
[01:16.08]Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
[01:18.80]You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
[01:23.34]Wife:
[01:24.20]I don't like spam!
[01:25.17]Customer:
[01:26.06]Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
[01:29.67]I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
[01:33.27]spam, spam, spam, and spam!
[01:35.03](Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
[01:38.60]Waitress:
[01:39.53]Shut Up! Baked beans are off.
[01:43.20]Customer:
[01:44.12]Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
[01:46.83]Waitress:
[01:47.74]You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
[01:53.14]spam and spam?
[01:54.01]Choir (intervening):
[01:54.96]Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
[01:55.88]Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
[01:56.76]Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
[02:06.99]Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
[02:10.67]Spam spam spam spam!
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