Spam - Weird Al Yankovic

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork) 
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it 
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) 
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all 

If you're running low, go to the store. 
Carry some money to help you buy more 
The tab is going to open the can 
The can is there to hold in the Spam 

Spam on the table at home (ham and pork) 
Think about selection; are there differnt flavors? 
Spam in my office at work (it's the best) 
Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat 

If you need a spoon, keep one around 
Carry a thermos to help wash it down 
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out 
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout 

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) 
Think of expiration- better read the label 
Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) 
Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold 

Now once you start in you can't put it down 
Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown 
The key is going to open the tin 
The tin is there to keep the Spam in 

Oh, Spam (Spam!) 
Ham and pork 
Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it 
Spam (spam!) 
It's the best 
Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it 

Spam in the place where I live (have some more) 
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!) 
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat 

Spam in the back of my car 
Spam anyplace that you are 
(repeat) 

Oh, Spam!