<p>Heh!<br />
I’m all feed up, watchin’ tv<br />
Some place to feast my eyes, oh<br />
I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah<br />
This one blew my mind, oh<br />
Hey, tell me who you’re gonna call, when you need that affection<br />
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)<br />
There just ain’t no love line in her direction, oh<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, ah yeah<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw<br />
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four<br />
And she’ll be up for negotiations, if you call back for more<br />
Now who you’re gonna call when you need that special (special) little something<br />
You can say what you like, it’s all confidential, oh<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, huh<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, whoa </p>
<p>Hey!<br />
All you bad bad boys – with your mind blown<br />
All you bad bad boys – got one man horny, spanked<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, ah, hey<br />
All you bad bad boys – call her up on the spank line, uh<br />
All you bad bad boys – yeah, it’s a spank line, ha ha ha ha<br />
All you bad bad boys – just call her up, call her up<br />
One man horny, spanked<br />
All you bad bad boys – one man horny, spanked, bad bad bad boys<br />
All you bad bad boys – just call her up, it’s a spank line</p>