Spasticus (autisticus) - Ian Dury And The Blockheads

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I wiggle when I piddle
Cos my middle is a riddle

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble

Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend 
My tale or understand
As I crawl past your window 
Give me lucky looks
You can be my body 
But you'll never read my books

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm knobbled on the cobbles
Cos I hobble when I wobble
Swim!

So place your hard-earned 
Peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator 
You're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been 
Languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus
I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus
I'm Spasticus Autisticus

54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics

Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
Spasticus, Sspasticus
Spasticus Autisticus

Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling, fiddling, diddling, Widdling, diddling Spasticus

I'm Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus