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[00:25.45]It was back in '32, when times were hard
[00:29.16]He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
[00:32.52]Stagger Lee
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[00:38.45]He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
[00:41.75]Had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that
[00:45.13]Stagger Lee
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[00:51.28]His woman threw him out in the ice and the snow
[00:54.34]And she told him, "Never ever come back no more"
[00:57.79]Stagger Lee
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[01:03.42]So he walked through the rain, and he walked through the mud
[01:06.74]Till he came to a place called "The Bucket o' Blood"
[01:10.18]Stagger Lee
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[01:16.05]He said, "Mr. Mother Fucker, you know who I am?"
[01:19.33]And the barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good God-damn!"
[01:24.63]To Stagger Lee
[01:28.58]He said, "Well bartender, it's a plain to see
[01:31.75]I'm the bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee
[01:35.25]Mr. Stagger Lee!"
[01:40.97]Well, the barkeeper said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
[01:45.02]And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day
[01:50.01]Mr. Stagger Lee"
[01:53.01]Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said
[01:56.74]'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
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[02:05.76]Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
[02:08.92]Known to make more money than any bitch in town, yeah
[02:18.12]She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
[02:21.33]Over to Stagger Lee, she's starting to flirt
[02:25.21]Oh, Stagger Lee
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[02:30.57]She saw the barkeep, said, "Oh God, he can't be dead"
[02:34.32]Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
[02:42.83]She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
[02:46.13]Why not come to my bed? It won't cost you a dime
[02:51.08]Mr. Stagger Lee"
[02:55.05]"But there's something that I have to say before you begin
[02:59.19]You'll have to be gone before my man, Billy Dilly, comes in
[03:03.14]Mr. Stagger Lee"
[03:07.69]"I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
[03:12.07]And furthermore I'll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking ass"
[03:16.18]Said Stagger Lee
[03:19.78]"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
[03:22.70]And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole"
[03:29.23]Said Stagger Lee
[03:31.97]Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, "You must be the mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
[03:40.16]"I'm Stagger Lee"
[03:43.96]"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
[03:48.71]And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead"
[03:53.94]Said Stagger Lee
[03:56.92]Well, Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
[04:00.27]And Stag filled him full of lead
[04:05.61]Oh, yeah
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