Status Back, Baby - Frank Zappa & the Mothers

FZ: Of course we'll send the penguin through the flaming hoop tonight! 
Guy In The Audience: "Concentration Moon"! 
FZ: Of course we'll play "Concentration Moon" for you! One, two, three, four . . . 

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo etc., etc., 
AH-AH WA WA WA WA WA WA WAH! 

I'm losin' status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school . . . 
WOW WOW WOW!
I was the king of every school activity
But that's no more . . . oh mama!
What will come of me? 

The other night we painted posters
We played some records by the Coasters
WOW WOW WOW!
A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me. 
They had painted tons of posters; I had painted three.
I hear the secret whispers everywhere I go
My school spirit is at an all-time low . . . OH NO! 

FZ: Of course we'll play "Petrushka"! 

I'm losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school . . . 
WOW WOW WOW!
Everyone in town knows I'm a hand-some football star
I sing & dance & spray my hair & drive a shiny car
I'm friendly & I'm charming . . . I belong to De Molay
I'm gonna try like mad to get my status back today!
Status back baby
Status back baby
Status back baby
Status back baby