Steven's Last Night In Town - Ben Folds Five

Everyone gather round now 
sing us a song 
just in case by tomorrow 
it happens he's gone 
For two weeks and seven days 
Our fair foreign friend 
I have this feeling 
We might never see Steven again 
We thought he was gone 
But he's come back again 
Last week it was funny 
Not the jokes wearing thin 
everyone knows now 
That every night now 
Will be Steven's last night 
in town 
He's charmed everyone here 
Except for Tamara Easter 
Who later revealed to him 
Her innermost secrets 
Won us over with stories 
About Linda McCarthey 
Lost points with the ladies 
For saying he couldn't love a 
woman with cellulite 
We were talking bout something 
seems like was funny 
Then Steven got quiet 
I think Steven was mad 
Maybe he wasn't mad 
But we felt really strange for a moment 
then the moment was gone 
and forgotten