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[00:02.72]Ha ha ha ha ha
[00:04.92]Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse
[00:08.68]You stupid muthafuckaaaaa!
[00:11.27]Now that you got the album
[00:13.14]What the fuck are you gonna do with it?
[00:14.96]Bitch
[00:18.25]I knew this nigga back in the, uh, back since then nigga was little
[00:22.64](You lyin', you stutterin', you lyin')
[00:23.80]The nigga comes from Compton, Michigan nigga
[00:25.96](Compton what? You ain't never met no Eazy-E)
[00:27.61]Well I'mma introduce him, (you a damn liar)
[00:28.87]This the craziest muthafucka you done seen
[00:30.63](You a damn liar)
[00:31.78]This niggas crazy, just listen
[00:33.91]Easily I approach
[00:36.14]The microphone because I ain't no joke
[00:38.92]Tell ya momma to get off of my tip
[00:41.41]I have no time to give her my dick
[00:43.96]I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and
[00:47.26]If you fuck up I'm going to get my gage and
[00:50.25]Unload the barrel and laugh
[00:52.31]'Cause I'm putting lead in your muthafuckin' ass
[00:54.87]Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted
[00:57.92]Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard
[01:00.49]In the days of old I was a nut
[01:02.93]Now I need at least 3 hoes when I fuck
[01:05.42]'Cause I do it check, nut 1, nut 2
[01:08.07]Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do
[01:10.60]Get used to the crew, bitch, cause I will never quit
[01:13.60]As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talkin' shit
[01:18.71]I told you that nigga was crazy
[01:20.52]Ha, Eazy Eric, that's my boy
[01:23.42]God damnit
[01:24.30]Go on boy with yo bad self
[01:26.39]Hey
[01:27.36]Step up to the mic
[01:28.26]Hey bitch, pass me my Ripple
[01:29.64]I got a fable, that you need to listen to
[01:32.31]It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or two
[01:34.87]One Sharon, the other one Shaun
[01:37.31]I want to nut, but which one do I want?
[01:40.12]Shaun said "Eazy let me fuck you blind"
[01:42.54]And Sharon said "E, I want to blow your mind"
[01:45.54]I said fuck it, I know what should be done
[01:48.01]Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one
[01:50.65]And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer
[01:53.68]So I could always have a on-hold skeezer
[01:56.43]Yeah that's the ticket, I do it like that
[01:58.66]So I told the hoes to take a big step back
[02:01.35]Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
[02:04.39]Here's what I'm gonna put inside
[02:06.72]Grab it like a rabbit, let's work it
[02:09.56]But I won't love you, when I'm done I'll still be talkin' shit
[02:14.17]Haha, that boy good
[02:15.65]Yeah that boy sho is good
[02:16.26]That muthafucka be talkin' all kinds of shit
[02:18.40]I used to get pussy like Eazy Eric every day
[02:20.87]You're mothafuckin' lyin'
[02:21.74]How you know muthafucka, you had too much to drink
[02:22.50]You're lyin', yo, yo dick can't get hard
[02:24.57]Aww, suck my dick mothafucka
[02:26.36]Nigga you lyin'
[02:27.12]Who you're talkin' to?
[02:28.31]We'll get up then nigga, shit
[02:29.75]Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this shit
[02:31.51]'Ey yo Yella Boy, why don't you rewind it?
[02:35.07]Niggas don't see I'm a 100% legit
[02:38.11]And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
[02:40.96]It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch
[02:43.38]But not the bitch with the 7-day itch
[02:45.79]Like that hoe, just throwin' me the pussy
[02:48.97]She says she wants to do it like a doggy
[02:51.40]She's bad, nobody is badder
[02:53.53]But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
[02:56.71]Bitch on the gank move, to skeaze me
[02:59.41]Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"
[03:02.18]So I slapped the hoe like a pimp
[03:04.60]I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater
[03:07.45]So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth
[03:10.15]You don't like what I'm talkin' about
[03:12.55]All of y'all can just suck my dick
[03:15.05]You could quote me now, 'cause I'm still talkin' shit
[03:20.48]The boy good, I told you boy
[03:23.72]I knew him when he was knee-high
[03:24.92]The nigga got talent
[03:26.13]You don't know a damn thing
[03:26.78]I knew him when he was knee-high
[03:27.33]He still is knee-high muthafucka
[03:29.20]Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro
[03:32.82]Woo-hoo, that's that ol' Z.Z. Hill, huh?, haha
[03:36.13]I tell ya boy, I can do the mashed potato nigga, what can you do?
[03:39.98]I, muthafucka I can do the boogaloo, I can do the boogaloo
[03:43.17]Boogaloo? That old shit been played out back in 1967
[03:45.55]Man fuck you, fuck you
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