Syndicated Inc. - Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family 
Loves "Three's Company" 
See the reruns constantly 
There on my TV 
Syndicated Incorporated 

Well, I know what's on the tube 
I know just what to see 
Got my TV Guide with me 

"MASH" and "All in the Family" 
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D." 
I will always be busy 
Watching my TV 

Oprah Winfrey talks to me 
Every day at three 
Then soon it'll be 
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy" 

Syndicated Incorporated 
Syndicated Incorporated 

Well, I'm in such ecstasy 
When I'm watchin' TV 
I'm a boob tube devotee 

Think I'm losin' my sanity 
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee 
Forever I will always be 
Glued to my TV 

Love "The Partridge Family" 
And "Dynasty" 
And "Laverne and Shirley" 
And "Hard Copy" 

Syndicated Incorporated 
Syndicated Incorporated