Tables and Chairs - Andrew Bird

If we can call them friends we can call them on red telephones 
and they won't pretend that they're too busy or they're not alone 
if we can call them friends we can call 
holler at 'em down these hallowed halls 
but we can't let the human factor fail to be a factor at all 

don't 
don't you worry 
about the atmosphere 
or any sudden pressure change 

'cause I know 
that it's starting 
to get warm in here 
and things are 
starting to get strange 

and did you 
did you see how 
all our friends were there 
drinkin' roses from the can 

how 
how I wish I 
I had talked to them 
and wished they 
fit into my plan 

and we were tired of being mild 
oh so tired of being mild 
we were so tired 

I know we're gonna meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this land 
there will be tables and chairs 
pony rides and dancing bears 
there'll even be a band 
'cause listen after the fall there'll be no more countries 
no currencies at all 
we're gonna live on our wits 
throw away survival kits 
trade butterfly knives for adderal 
and that's not all 
woah! 
there will be snacks, there will 
there will be snacks!