Tangerine - 3 Minute Hero

eat the tangerine 
eat the tangerine 
eat the tangerine 
..it will treat you well 
when i was young i used to read the funny papers and i'd 
eat my tangerine and 
when i was done i'd be rolling on the floor laughing at the 
funny things that i had seen but 
there was one strip yeah it filled me full of hatred and i 
think you know you know what i mean 
it was the circle at the bottom with those circle headed kids by 
that yellow bellied mother scratcher -- bil keane 
that's why i..... 
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used to have a job -- nothing special it paid five twenty-five 
every so often a customer'd walk in 
just to remind me that i was alive 
but then one day my boss said, "jeff, grab a chair" -- 
he said "i'm gonna have to take you take you aside" 
well the dirty bastard fired me but lucky for him 
i had my tangerine to keep me from homicide 
that's why i.... 
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