Tha Bullshit - Jeru The Damaja

Ladies and gentlemen 
Children of all ages 
It's me  Jeru the Damaja 
And I'm here to present to you today 
The bullshit 
Yes  this is the bullshit  the extreme bullshit 
The absolute bullshit 
This is the  bullshit of bullshit 
This bullshit is so bullshit  I NEVER wanna hear this bullshit 
on the radio 
Or in my children's ears  cause it's bullshit 
You know? So  as we talk about the bullshit 
and what bullshit is 
I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now 
You know, the bullshit goes like this 

Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice 
Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar 
Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes 
One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise 
Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up 
I'm cookin up I used to spend the nights in spots run up 
buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up 
And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up 
And the loot is in big bags and all stored up 
And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up 
But, I'll keep bubblin, got em on the corners 
like court jesters jugglin, avoid the late night mugging 
Because stick up kids be bugging 
I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island 
Smilin, sun shinin all off my diamonds 
Sippin on martinis bad hookers in bikinis 
A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti 
Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis 
I got a lot so if it gets too hot 
Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht 
Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box 
Oh no, I think I hear gunshots... 
*rat-atat-atat-tat* 

Huh huh ahh, huh, whew! 
Damn, shit was just a dream, whew 
Whoa damn