That's How Smooth I Am - Lord Finesse

Intro/Chorus: repeat 4X 

"Chilllllllll"   > LL Cool J 
"cause I'm so smooth"   > Rakim 
"I make the girls strip naked and just give it here"   > Finesse 

[Lord Finesse] 
I'm a player for the 90's  I can show and prove it 
When it comes to girls  I'm on some crazy old smooth shit 
I step in a party  kick it to the best hoes 
Then slide off and people say  "Where'd that Finesse go?" 
See    I like the girls with the fresh mouth 
Cause they're straight from the party and off to Finesse house 
I got this far, so I know I'm gonna hit it soon 
When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room 
Go with the flow, it don't help to fight 
You wanna front? You'll be by yourself tonight 
Cause I'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear 
Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here! 
I tell the truth, there's no reason why I should bluff 
I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff 
Girls I game any, sex I get plenty 
I assume it's all free cause I never spent a penny 
I get the ladies and plus I keep papes 
When it comes to trickin money off females, I'm a cheapskate 
So all you girls who are fans.. 
.. I'm the fun type man, I'll settle for a one-night stand 
Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm 
I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from Avon 
Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me 
Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me 
I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin 
Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought I wasn't?? 

Chorus 1/2 

[Lord Finesse] 
When I roll I slide right, hoes and freaks I sideswipe