The Borgia Family - Horrible Histories
Lucrezia , Giovanni , Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, The Borgia Family Our daddy was Rodrigo I had a monstrous ego Where he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, It's leaders were a shower So I run out of patience So began in my quest for power I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope That they'd be bought, They were in short And I became the Pope More power than I oughta Blood's thicker than water Appoint my sons and daughter To run a dynasty With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased was ace, I'd kill a man who dared Like invade my personal space I found a husband for Lucrezia Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him? Yes of course but love is power and money more so Now married to the Sforza's This opens up new doorsas They world bows down before us The Borgia/Sforza family Yes, and while we're at it we will marry son Gioffre Aged twelve but so what soon will be The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family When the Sforza family Eventually bores ya With just annul the marriage If he refuses to divorce ya Don't I get a say? Don't fret, for you another man I'll get Alfonzo of Aragon I like him this could go on and on! You like him I've gone off him His pretty face makes me wince You killed him! Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince Giovanni run the army but Cesare said No way! I'll kill you if you cross me I might kill you anyway I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all As long as dad's alive There's not a single chance I'll fall Huh aaaaah! Awww nooo We suddenly lost status It seemes the whole world hate us They excommunicate us The Borgia Family R.I.P.
Artist: Horrible Histories
Title: The Borgia Family