The Deodorant Song - Ray Stevens

Choir: Do you want your love life to bloom? ...

Singer: 1. Do you lose your charm,
When ya raise your arm?

(chorus)
Then run out and buy some
Tear out and get some
Search around and find some
You gotta have some
Worry free, Sweet smelling, easy to apply
Hours of protection, keeps you dry
Spray it on,
Roll it on,
Spit it on,
Wipe it on,
Rub it on,
Splash it on,
Put it on,
Get it on,
Your perspiration zone

Singer: 2. When you exercise, Do you draw flies?
then... (chorus)

Choir: Do you want your love life to bloom?
Singer: Then you've got to put a stop to all those fumes

Singer: 3. Do you offend, all of your friends? ...then(chorus)

(speaker) Say Friends, don't let your love life fade, fade, fade away
Don't be bothered by Beeeeeeeeeee Ooooooooooh.