The Devil Went Down To Jamaica - Weird Al Yankovic

the devil went to jamaica 
he was lookin' to sell some weed 
he was doin' fine 
they were standin' in line 
it was excellent weed indeed 
when he came across a young man 
who was likewise peddelin' pot 
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid 
and said "boy lemme tell you what" 
i guess you kinda figured i'm a reefer head of course 
and after all this time 
i guess that i'm 
a connoisseur of sorts 
now your stuff smells ok 
but this could tranquilize a horse 
i'll bet a million in cash 
against your stash 
coz i think mine's better than yours 
the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet" 
one hit of this grass 
will kick your ass 
you got yourself a bet 
johnny roll a ball of hash 
and make sure it's the bomb 
coz the devil's got the kind of stuff 
they smoked in vietnam 
you'll get a million smackaroo's 
in cash if you cash if you can cook, 
but if you can't devil'll get your dope 
the devil packed a bong 
with a little acapulco gold 
and resin flew from his fingertips 
as he fired up his bowl 
he filled that chamber all the way 
and he took a mighty hit 
as they passed it back and forth 
it gave'em both a coughin' fit 
when the bowl was finished johnny said 
"hey man that stuff was great" 
but fill your lungs with some of this 
and prepare to vegetate 
cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane 
the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain 
zig zag filled with a diggity dang 
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank 
the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned 
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned. 
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz" 
i done told you once you son of a bitch, 
mine's the best there ever was 
then they 
fired up doobies one by one, 
ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done 
green as a bullfrog, 
sticky as glue 
granted you'll get high, 
yes i do