The F*** Shop - 2 Live Crew

"I know a place just down there two streets. 

Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!" 

(gong noise) 

Luke: 

WELCOME TO THE F*** SHO-O-O-OP! 

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice 

There's only one place where we can go 

Where the price is right just to F*** a ho 

It's always popular with the girls and the guys 

'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy 

Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay 

It's more than enough time to slay 

Each room has a bed and also a sink 

So you can wash your dick after F***ing the pink 

But be careful of the things that you use 

'Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse 

So as you hit the door and the panties drop, 

Whole lot of suckin' and F***in' at the F*** Shop! 

Verse 2: Brother Marquis 

Please come inside, make yourself at home 

I want to F***, 'cause my dick's on bone 

You little whore behind closed doors 

You would drink my cum and nothing more 

Now spread your wings open for the flight 

Let me fill you up with something milky and white 

'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful 

You innocent bitch, don't be shameful 

Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water 

This is the second half, and not the second quarter 

I'll F*** you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby 

And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy 

In the F*** Shop! 

Luke (squeaky voice): 

YOU'RE IN THE F*** SHOP, BABEEEE! 

I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!! 

Verse 3: Luke 

In the F*** Shop! That's where it's at! 

In the F*** Shop! The place to splak! 

In the F*** Shop! Where all the boys go! 

In the F*** Shop! F***in' all the hoes! 

(gong noise) 

Luke: