The Freakin' FCC - Family Guy

Peter: They will clean up all your talkin' in a manner such as this; 
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss! 
Peter, Brian, Stewie: It's the plain situation; 
There's no negotiation, 
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! 

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups; 
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they'll order in the troops; 
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! 
Peter, Brian, Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson; 
You'll never win by messin', 
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! 

Peter: And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing, 
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling! 
('Cuz you can't say penis).

Peter: So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst; 
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced; 
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! 
Peter, Brian, Stewie: They may just be neurotic, 
Or possibly psychotic; 
THEY'RE THE FELLAS AT THE FREAKIN' FCC!