The Girls Don't Like The Job - Kool Keith

{Kool Keith on the phone} 
Hello    did Cathy come in today  or what? 
I'm startin to not  to like  what's she's doin at me 
She's not on time  you know her hair ain't combed 
She's not dressed properly 
She's always wearin jeans  and this is a company 
where you wear dresses  and you look neat and come in 
with your briefcase 
And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped 

[Kool Keith] 
Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure 
Space investor, Wall Street Journal analysist 
The rates of companies by speed Paine-Webber 
Merryl Lynch, no other than Solomon Brothers 
Banking system with my computer wisdom 
Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie 
Girls know I'm fly -- on the A-X-1 new floppy disk 
"Hello? There's somebody out there to see you" 
No, tell her to call me back 
I'm busy with the President of the United States 
Discussing more rates on a higher level 
Don't give me feedback, I don't need that 
Two trips to Costa Rica, I'll be a week back 
Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack 
Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired 
I'm the new boss of this company girl 
(I want you to fax yourself to China OK? Do this now) 

Chorus: Kool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X) 

The girls don't like the job 
Secretaries don't like my ways 
I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot 
I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot 

[Kool Keith] 
Down at 55 Water Street 
Top official always seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo 
Bank of America with my fine secretary Erykah 
Me and Al Sharpton was talkin about real estate in